Giant Hemorrhoid Explodes - Sends Man Into Orbit ARLINGTON, TX -- An unidentified man was propelled into orbit when his giant hemorrhoid exploded. Little is know about this condition commonly referred to as "spontaneous hemorrhoid explosion" or SHE. The man was overheard saying, "weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee" as he spiraled into orbit.

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